5.18.14 around 3.30pm

I'm having some serious issues with my desktop monitor! I power up my computer and everything is upside down! The mouse works backwards too! I'm working now on #2 laptop but I had trouble finding an outlet to plug in the ac cord! I've got two power surge protector strips under my desk but I couldn't figure out what I wasn't using! I know there is a cord to my older cordless phone but I don't have the mobility to bend down and follow the cords 2 find which one that is! That really screws me up cause my desktop has all my passwords stored in  it :( ! I'm working on memory now logging on everywhere! I was able to hook up my desktop keyboard to my laptop so its a little more comfortable typing! I really need to get rid of the things I'm not using but after I rest a bit I've gutta do laundry!